ABOUT CAROLINE:

BORN AND RAISED IN HOUSTON, CAROLINE HAS BEEN LITERATE, CREATIVE, AND VERY BADLY BEHAVED FOR MOST OF HER LIFE. AFTER GRADUATING FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF MISSOURI HONORS COLLEGE WITH A DEGREE IN JOURNALISM, CAROLINE PROMPTLY MOVED BACK TO TEXAS TO CONTINUE HER MISSION OF DUBIOUS BEHAVIOR FUN. TENACIOUS AS EVER, CAROLINE CAJOLED HER WAY INTO A CAREER IN WRITING, WITH WHICH SHE COULDN'T BE MORE PLEASED. AS A TESTAMENT TO HER AFFINITY FOR NARRATION, CAROLINE ONCE SWALLOWED A JUNE BUG THAT HAD FLOATED INTO HER MOUTH WHILE SHE WAS TELLING A STORY IN A POOL; SHE ALLEGEDLY COULDN'T BE BOTHERED TO CEASE TALKING AND REMOVE IT.